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Worth reading- ☺☺ A group of friends visited their old university professor. Conversation soon turned to complaints about 'STRESS' & 'TENSION' in Life. Professor offered them Coffee & returned from kitchen with Coffee in different kinds of cups !!! (Glass Cups, Crystal Cups, Shining Ones, Some Plain Looking, Some Ordinary & Some Expensive Ones……) When all of them had a Cup in Hand, the professor said:- "If you noticed- all the Nice Looking & Expensive Cups are taken up, leaving – behind the ordinary ones !! Everyone of you wanted the Best CUPS, & that is the source of your STRESS & TENSION !! What you really wanted was "Coffee", not the "Cup" ! But you still went for the Best Cup. If Life is Coffee ; Then Jobs, Money, Status & Love etc.  are the Cups !!! They are just TOOLS to hold and contain Life. Don't Let the CUPS Drive you !! Enjoy the COFFEE ……!!! Category: WhatsA...

. Super Insults: Maths Teacher: jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the. Student: aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi achcha teacher padhaata hoga! 😜😜😜 A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to Bathe him. Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him...... 😂😂😂 Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . . Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tum...?? . . . Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . . Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . . Father: Kamine mai tera pooch raha hun. . . . Son: To Aap konse Rajnikant Ho, Aapka Beta Bhi Fail hua hai.. 😝😝😝😝😝😝 Mother to Son: Tipu sultan kaun hain ? Son : Pata Nahi 😏 Mother : Padhai pe dhyan do 👀 Son to Mother : chinky aunty kaun hain? Mother : Pata Nahi. Son : Papa pe Dhyan do 😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 A cute xcuse: T...

A pregnant mother asked her daughter, “What do u want- a brother or a sister?“ Daughter: Brother Mother: Like whom? Daughter: Like RAVAN Mother: What the hell are you saying? Are you out of your mind? Daughter: Why not mom? He left all his royalship and kingdom, all because his sister was disrespected. Even after picking up his enemy’s wife, he didn’t ever touch her. Why wouldn’t I want to have a brother like him? What would I do with a brother like Ram who left his pregnant wife after listening to a “dhobi” though his wife always stood by his side like a shadow? After giving “Agni Pareeksha” and suffering 14 years of exile, how can you live with the blot of having lived with “another man”. Mom, you being a wife & sister to someone, until when will you keep on asking for a “RAM” as your son??? Mother was in tears… 👌👌👍👏 Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search E...

Arj kiya hai.... Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . . . . Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Grapes,🍇🚿 Mango,🍋🚿 Apple,🚿 Chiku🍈🚿 amrud🍏🚿 cherry🍒🚿 Pineapple🍍🚿 Strawberry🚿 Pear🍐🚿 Watermelon🚿 Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain. Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana.... Hygenic hota hai...  Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Santa Singh  Interview Ke Liye Gaya. Naukri Already Boss Ke Salle Ko Mil Chuki Theeee. Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jarrori Tha. Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe Thee Jinka Kol Matlab Nahin Tha. Santa Ki Bari Aaye... Interviewer  : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho Aur Apke Paas 2 Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahin Hai. Apko 1 cigarette Jallane Hai. ? Kaise Jalogee ? … Santa Singh Very Serious. ... Sir  Iske 3-4 Solutions Ho Sakte Hai... , , , Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kaha Bataooo. Santa Ke Out Of The World Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become LIGHTER…….. using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai... Santa's another deadly answer. Scroll down a little … … … Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette Interviewer:-Stupid Santa :- Sir one more Solution...

One day in a school in LONDON, a tchr asked a class of 5yr olds: I'l giv £10 to d child who can tel me who ws d mst famous man who evr lived?? Irish boy: "St.Patrick" Buddhist boy: "Gautam Buddha" Muslim boy: "Mohammed" Finally,a Gujrati boy Jigness: "Jesus Christ" Tchr said-Datz rite. As d teacher was givin Jigness those £10, she said, "U know Jigness, since u'r a Hindu Gujarati I was very surprised u said Jesus Christ.. Jigness replied- Yes madam, in my heart I knew it was KRISHNA, but for jigness, Bijness is Bijness. Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO ...

Even a Short Walk is so difficult When no one walks with you.. But a long journey ends in few steps When A Street Dog runs Behind you... Har waqt har msg touching nahi hota😛 Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Once a bright intelligent young man went for IAS (Indian Civil Service) interview. He was asked - Q 1. When did India get independence? He answered - The efforts started long back; but could succeed in 1947. Q 2. Who were the persons, who played important role in this fight for independence? Answer - There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others. Q 3. Do you think, corruption is the greatest enemy of the country? Answer - A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report. The interview board was impressed by his original ideas. They asked him to wait outside; but also advised him not to reveal the questions, as they may ask the same questions to other candidates also. When the young man went out of the room, sardar Santa singh inquired about the questions asked. The young man said that he had promised the interview board not to disclose the ...

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 Girl :- Bada Muskil Hai "BANKER" Se Pyar Karna...! Boy :- KYUN...? Girl :- Love Letter Bheja Tha.. "Signature Differ's" Likh Ke Wapis Bhej Diya... 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Two elderly ladies meet at the drug store after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's husband was doing. "Harold died last week.He went up to the garden to dig up a potato for dinner,had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!" "Oh dear! I'm very sorry." Replied her friend "What did you do?" "Opened a can of baked beans instead." Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

 Duniya K 2 sabse Mushkil Kaam 1-Apni baat Kisi Aur Ke dimag Me Fit Krna! 2-Kisi Aur Ka Paisa Apni Jeib Mein shift karna! Jo Pehle Me Kamyab Hota Hai, Usey "Teacher" Kehte Hai Jo Dusre Me Kamyab Hota Hai, Usey "Business Man" Kahte hai Aur Jo Dono Me Kamyab Hoti Hai Use...... "WIFE" Kahte Hain. Category: WhatsApp Messages We bsite Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

This is Too Rib-Tickling !!! God decided to encourage people to have fewer children and introduced an award scheme… During the procedure at one point, he concentrated on learning about the situation in India: He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked him how many children he had during his time on earth. Nehru replied… only one! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God awarded Nehru with a Celestial Rolls Royce! Indira Gandhi was next, and God asked the same question. She replied she had two children, and God thought, not too bad, so he gave her a BMW. Dr. Radhakrishnan was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that he had six children, and gave him a Morris-8 as a kind of punishment… Sometime later, the three (Nehru, Indira and Radhakrishnan) going around in their new cars, saw Mahatma Gandhi on foot!!! Wondering what went wrong; they asked why God hadn't been merciful with him…The Mahatma replied in disgust, "God did not even ask me!!! ...

 Very Touchy story: "Husband forgot to wish her on his Wife's birthday. He came home late at night from the office ..... His wife shouted: How would u feel if u dont see me for next few days? He couldnt believe his luck. He replied at once.'' Wowww.....That would be great..!'' Monday passed & he didn't see her.  Tuesday he didnt see her . . & wednesday passed too .  . . . . . . . . . . . . On Thursday the swelling was better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye...  Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolka...

Ek Bachha Road Pe Kutte Ko Le Ja Raha Tha. Ek Police Wala Haste Hue Bola Beta, Apne Bhai Ko Kahaan Le Jaa Rahe Ho?? . . . . Bachha: Police Me Bharti Karwaane. Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the Husband : Jo shakhs chori karta hai wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai. Wife said romanticaly : Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya khayaal hai ?? Husband : keh to raha hoon jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai.. Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their Family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain Transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the Brain yourselves.' The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?' The doctor quickly responded, 'Rs. 50,000 for a male brain, and Rs. 200 for a Female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to Control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain...

Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight... Einstein says: "Let's play a game... I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..." Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...? Indian doesn't say a word, Reaches his pocket, Pulls out a $5... Now... It's the indian's turn... He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..? Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends... After an hour he gives him $500... Einstein going nuts and asks: Well... so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..? Indian reaches his pocket again and gives Einstein $5... Einstein fainted..... 😝 Moral: You may be Einstein... But where money is concerned don't underestimate Indians. 😋😋😋😋😋 Category: WhatsApp Messages ...

😎 An American asked a Indian child, "How old are you ?" Child replied: Ghar pe 14, School me 12, Bus me 10, Train me 7 & Facebook pe 18...! ! !    Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Bill gates never did Laxmi pooja but he is the Richest man. Einstein never did Sarswati pooja but he was very Intelligent. Believe in WORK Not in LUCK. Trust in God but don't be dependent on him. Alexander's last words: Bury my body and keep my hands outside, so that the world knows "The Man who won the world had nothing in his hands when he left" ... Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

I never take risk while drinking . . . . When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I stealthily enter the house Take out the bottle from my black cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame But still no one is aware of it Becoz I never take a risk . . . . . . . I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink Quickly enjoy one peg Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile . . . . . I peep into the kitchen Wife is cutting potatoes No one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk . . . . . I to my wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her . . . . . . I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard But I don't make...

A deadly PJ. What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place? . . . . . . . . KISSAN JAM! Plz dont throw ur mobiles. :D Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Santacalls helpdesk to complain about computer problem. Santa : "When I type password, it shows just star star star star, what is that joke?" Helpdesk : "Sir...those stars are to protect you. So that a person standing behind you can't read your password" Santa : "Yeah..thats ok.But stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me" 😎😈😆 Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

New HR Policy, Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. 4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Leave: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Casual leave: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays. Bathroom Breaks: Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door wil...

Hasnaa manaa hai.. Maan lo aap bus 🚎me safar kar rahe ho.Aapke pet me jabardast gas ban gayi hai.Itteffak se gaana 🎼🎼 jhor se baj raha hai. Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly tarike se gaane ki dhun me dhun milate hue gas 🎼🎼🎼 release kr di taki kisi Ki b PTA na chale. Bt Jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor😤 rahe hai Aur Achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki . . . . . .. Gaana 🎼to aapne Headphone par Chalya tha..! 😀😆😆😆 Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

True Story - sex for $ 20.     ~ Believe it or not - it's a true story !!!* On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million...

Dad entered son's room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies. Walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and............ * BAAAANG* slapped his face... and said; "last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago" 😛 Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

One Smart Guy Invented "WhatsApp" His Wife Added a feature in it called 'Last Seen At' Thank god she didnt add   'last seen with' -- Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

A man meets his friend who has started wearing ear rings. He asks "Since when did u start wearing earrings?" Friend "ever since my wife found them in my car !!! Some women are sooo concerned about their husband's happiness. ...... that they hire detectives to find out who is responsible for it.... Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Husb. came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. Wife: Piye ho kya? Hubby : Nahi meri ma... Wife: Bewde, phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho ?zhus Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Girl: HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain? Boy: Long Drive Pr Girl: Wow Pehle Kyun Nai Batya mai tayar tho ho jati joke abhi aur hai . . . Boy: Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai Girl: Kaise Boy: Break Nai Lag Rha Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Once, a Bengali Babu went to Gulzar Sahib to learn Shairi. Gulzar Sahib asked the Bengali to repeat after him: "Na Gila Karunga, Na Shikwa Karunga... Tu Salaamat Rahe is duniya me , Rab Se Yahi Dua Karunga." The Bengali Babu repeated: "Na Geela Korega, Na Sukha Korega.... Tum Saala, Mat Raho is Duniya me , Rob Se Yehi Dua Korega" Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 am. & is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health." Officer: Really....??? Sounds interesting, Who is giving that lecture at this time of night.....???" ... Man replies "My Wife"!!! Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Patni: i love u i cnt live without u ! mar jaungi ! mit jaungi..! Zehar pee jaungi tere pyar me fanna ho jaungi !...... Pati: dekh tuje kaise adjust hota hai waisa kar.. ... Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

PATI Pepsi ko Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha PATNI Aayi aur Pepsi Pi Gayi aur Boli aaj aap Udaas kyon Hai? PATI- Aaj To Din hi Kharab hai Subah tumse Jhagda Ho gaya Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi Office Late Puhncha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha.. Wo Bhi Tum Pi Gayi Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

📌ultimate bargain. A Gujju telephones a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction. Dentist: Rs 850 Sir. Gujju : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don't you have anything cheaper? Dentist: That's the normal charge, Sir. Gujju: What if you don't use any anesthetic? Dentist: That's unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 150. Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic? Dentist: Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 400. Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn? Dentist: It'll be good for the students but quite traumatic. I will charge you Rs 50 for it. Gujju: Now you're talking! Ok, it's a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?             ...

Lady to Santa: Aapka doggy to thodaaa Tiger jaisa dikhta hai, kya khilate ho? Santa: Ye kamina Tiger hi hai, pyar-vyar k chakkar me pad gaya, shakal Kutte jaisi ho gayi hai... Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

The relationship between Husband & Wife is very psychological One is Psycho and the other is Logical Please don't use your Logic to figure out Who is Who..: Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab main susu karne gaya to bathroom ki light apne aap chalu ho gayi.. Mummy:Nalayak tu aaj phir "freez" me susu kar aaya.  Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

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