Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations.😉😜😂😂😂😅
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1. At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Me: "I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?"
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2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Me: "No not at all. I'm on local
anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"
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3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Me: "Na ! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?" 😴
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4. When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !"
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5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Me: "M in market with telephone around my neck !!"
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6. When I m washing my car....
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?"
Me: "No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus."
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1. At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Me: "I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?"
🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Me: "No not at all. I'm on local
anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"
😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Me: "Na ! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?" 😴
💇💇💇💇💇💇💇💇
4. When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !"
☎📞☎📞☎📞☎📞
5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Me: "M in market with telephone around my neck !!"
🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘
6. When I m washing my car....
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?"
Me: "No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus."
😡👹🙀👿😱😂😂
Category: WhatsApp Messages
Website Hosting, Domain Booking, Linux Server Space, Windows Server Space, Cheap Unlimited Hosting, Search Engine Optimization, Web Designers, Indian Baby Names, Hindu Baby Boy Names, Hindu Baby Girl Names, Hindu Twin Babies Name, Domain Name Registration Kolkata, Linux Hosting in Kolkata, Windows Hosting in Kolkata, Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata, SEO, Web Developers at Kolkata.