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HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh
📞








SERVANT picked the phone.








HUSBAND: Memsaab 👸 se baat karao 😍








SERVANT: Woh toh Sahab ke saath kamre 🚪mein hai😘








HUSBAND: Par Sahab 👨to mai hoon 😳








SERVANT: Ab mai kya karu?
😷








HUSBAND: Maar de dono ko 🔫 Mai hold karta hoon 😡








After killing..🔪
SERVANT: Laasho ka kya karu? 😰








HUSBAND: Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool mein phek ke bhaag jaa....
🏃








SERVANT: Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai..
😯




HUSBAND: Ye 45678922 hai...??








SERVANT: Nahi... Ye 45688922 hai...








HUSBAND: Oh Sorry, Wrong Number  😂

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