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A 54 yr old woman hd a heart attack & ws taken 2 the hospital. While on d operating table she hd a near death experience.
Seeing God she askd Is my time up?
God said No you hv anothr 34 yrs 2 live.
Upon recovery, d woman decided 2 stay in d hospital & hv a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color
Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing d road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,  You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didn't you save me from d truck?
(You'll love this)

God replied:
"I didn't recognize you!


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