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Ladies driving:  ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha naa ??
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Patient:
Kaun sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha !! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜
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๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ A man meets his friend
who has started wearing ear rings.

He asks "Since when did u start wearing earrings?"

Friend
"Ever since my wife
found them in my car !!!๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ


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๐Ÿ˜ƒ Some women are sooo concerned about their husband's happiness. ......
that they hire detectives to find out who is responsible for it....
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The  only 2 persons whom  a  woman  listens  carefully & follows  Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a.... TAILOR & PHOTOGRAPHER.  baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti...๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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Police asked the Thief: Why did u go  to Steal 3 times in d Same Store?

The thief Replied:๐Ÿ˜’Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice!

๐Ÿ˜–Women u know๐Ÿ˜ž

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