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Sindhi ho ya Marwari Dono nehle pe dehla hai Marwadi to Sindhi: "Aap kya lenge, thanda ya garam?" Sindhi: "Dono hi mangwado" Marwadi: "Sunti ho, 2 glass pani le aana. Ek freezer se aur doosra geezer se........😜😜 Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Read this very interesting☺ One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.  The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'Thank You' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a grocer comes in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week. The grocer was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'Thank You' card and a bag of fresh vegetables waiting for him at his door. Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.  The politician was very hap...

😍😍😍 Ladies driving:  😮😮😳 Doctor to injured patient: Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha naa ?? . . . . . Patient: Kaun sa road? Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha !! 😜😝 😛😛😛😉😀 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 😜😜 A man meets his friend who has started wearing ear rings. He asks "Since when did u start wearing earrings?" Friend "Ever since my wife found them in my car !!!😜😜 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 😃 Some women are sooo concerned about their husband's happiness. ...... that they hire detectives to find out who is responsible for it.... 😃😂😜😜 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 The  only 2 persons whom  a  woman  listens  carefully & follows  Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a.... TAILOR & PHOTOGRAPHER.  baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti...😜😝😃 👍👍👍👍👍👍 Police asked the Thief: Why did u go  to Steal 3 times in d Same Store? The thief Replied:😒Sir...

Today's Reality: Big House🏡🏤 Small Family👪 More Degrees📑🔖🏆🎓 Less Common Sense💬💭👎 Advanced Medicine💊💉 Poor Health🙍 Touched Moon 🌍🚀🌜 Neighbours Unknown🏢🏦🏠 High Income💰💳💸💶   Less peace of Mind🙇🎭 High IQ📚📰✌ Less Emotions🔪💣🔫💔 Good Knowledge📕📙📗📓 Less Wisdom🙅 Number of affairs👫💑💃🚶💞💌 No true love❤💖 Lot of friends on Facebook💻📲 No best friends👯👬👭 More alcohol🍺🍷🍻🍸 Less water🍶 Lots of Human  👳👧💂👦👴 Less Humanity👺😾 Costly Watches⌚⌛⏰ But No time🕓🕔🕗😔😔😔 😥Ghor Kalyug😰 "LIFE ENJOY KARO YAAR" Apna Khayal Karo, Hamesha SMILE karO:)) 😊 Daily: 1 Apple🍎=           No Doctor 1Tulsi Patta🍃=    No Cancer 1 Nimbu🍋=          No Fat 1 Glass Milk🍸=    No Bone Problms 3 Ltr Water🍶=  Skin Saaf & Daily Whatsapp = No stress, Mood fresh 😄🍸🍷🍹🍻😜👍 Magic sms from whatsapp headquarter Ye msg aa...

Deadly: 🍕🍕🍞🍞🍞 Teacher : Name different type of Cheese. Banta : 1. White 2. Cottage 3. Mozarella 4. Cheddar 5. Swiss blue 6. Bekhudi 7. Zindagi Teacher : Wait a minute, what is 'Bekhudi' and 'Zindagi'? Banta : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, 'Bekhudi' kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, 'Zindagi' kya cheese hai.... 😂😂😂😂 Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .