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This one is too Good... A Sardarji comes up to Pakistan Border on his Bike.. He's got Two Large Bags over his Shoulders!!! The Guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.. Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the Bike..' Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but Sand. He detains the Sardarji all night and has the sand Analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but Pure Sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the Sardarji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the Sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the Border.. A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji. Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but Sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike.. This sequence of events...

Kya aapki biwi👩 me yeh sab hai? Sulagta Jism, Nashili aankhe, Kapkapate hoth, Thirakta badan. Agar hai. Toe usko MALARIA hai. Doctor ko dikha do bhai. Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

A Romantic 👱guy got 2 wishes from God.😇 He immediately wished for the best DRINK and the best WOMAN. He got... Mineral Water and Mother Teresa. Moral: Investment is subject to market risks. Please read the offer document carefully before investing!😝😜😂 Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations.😉😜😂😂😂😅  🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬 1. At movies: "Hey ! What are you doing here ?" Me: "I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?"             🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: "Sorry did that hurt ?" Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"                😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 3. When I get woken up at midnight by a call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?" Me: "Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?" 😴              💇💇💇💇💇💇💇💇 4. When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?" Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !"           ☎📞☎📞☎📞☎📞 5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?" Me: "M in market with telephone around my neck...

Short Facts: ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀ Wife : "why r u home so early?"😳 Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!" 😆😋            ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Doctor : Howz ur headache ? Patient : she's out of town.😄             ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆  Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.            ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:        (1) Mobile        (2) Automobile        (3) TV        (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood  ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!            ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double ...

Ultimate Hit!! HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh 📞 SERVANT picked the phone. HUSBAND: Memsaab 👸 se baat karao 😍 SERVANT: Woh toh Sahab ke saath kamre 🚪mein hai😘 HUSBAND: Par Sahab 👨to mai hoon 😳 SERVANT: Ab mai kya karu? 😷 HUSBAND: Maar de dono ko 🔫 Mai hold karta hoon 😡 After killing..🔪 SERVANT: Laasho ka kya karu? 😰 HUSBAND: Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool mein phek ke bhaag jaa.... 🏃 SERVANT: Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai.. 😯 HUSBAND: Ye 45678922 hai...?? SERVANT: Nahi... Ye 45688922 hai... HUSBAND: Oh Sorry, Wrong Number  😂 Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Regi...

Height of insult  ........ Boy msgs his gf... "Baby, i can't live widout u. Will u Marry me???" The girl replies.... "I lost my contacts , who'z dis?" Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

If animals have watsapp, these are most likely to be their Status Updates : COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!" 😁 🐶Dog: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??,I don’t even remember"....😝 Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking" 😏 🐷Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! " 😜 🐑Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon" 😨 , 🐔Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC. Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in K...

Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt : Please Do Not Disturb,  .     I am Married   .             and already very Disturbed.. Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

​Leaflet thru my door this morning.. 'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW..! WE CAN HELP..' I Called.....It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : 'Buy 5 & Get 2 Free..! Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Upvas in new style😉 Living 1 day without: Mobile Facebook Electricity Internet BBM What's app Tv Ye Upvas kar ke dekho, Bhagwan dharti par aake kahege,"Bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya"....😢😜 Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

ωσмєη ωιℓℓ вє ωσмєη.. A 54 yr old woman hd a heart attack & ws taken 2 the hospital. While on d operating table she hd a near death experience. Seeing God she askd Is my time up? God said No you hv anothr 34 yrs 2 live. Upon recovery, d woman decided 2 stay in d hospital & hv a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing d road on her way home, she was killed by a truck. Arriving in front of God, she asked,  You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didn't you save me from d truck? (You'll love this) God replied: "I didn't recognize you! Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting ...

This one is specially For Ladies - A funny story...... ! After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys.  They were not in my pockets.  A quick search in the meeting room it wasn't there, Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. Immediately I rushed to the parking lot , I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right.  The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police.  I gave them my location, car no/description of car/placed i parked etc, i equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." The...

​Great lines "Practice makes a man perfect." Then what about a woman? . . . . . . . Don't thInk so hard..!! She is a born perfect!! Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

​Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha to 6th std students. "Kans heard devaki's 8th son would kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison. 2nd Kans killed by sword.  3rd was born n so on... At this point a boy raised his hand for a doubt. Teacher : What? Boy : "If kans knew that the 8th son would kill him, why did he put devaki & vasudev in SAME jail?" Teacher fainted !!! Generation gap, but common sense !!! Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

The Pastor baptised Fred and dipped his head in water 3 times. After the 3rd time he said : "You are now baptised. You are a new creation; your old creation is gone. No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is David." David went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Budweiser Beer, dipped it in water 3 times and said : "You are now a new creation; your old one is gone. Your new name is Orange Juice..! Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Santa: Agar Operation K Dauran Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To Usi Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena Biwi: Aisa Q Keh Rahe Ho?     Santa: To Kya Doctor Ko Maaf Kar doon?? Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

Strange but true:When you are in love, you make wonders happen. Once married,  you wonder, what happened.=)) Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

​To Be 26 again! A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be twenty six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .. On the morning of her Birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park on a bike. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to the most happening pub where he ordered and danced body to body Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite chocolate. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smi...

Biwi office se jaldi ghar pahuchi toh chup-chaap bedroom ka darwaza khola aur dekha ke kambal mein 2 ke bajaye 4 taangein nazar aa rahi thi. Usne ek cricket bat uthaya aur zor-zor se maarna shuru ho gayi. Jab maar-maar ke thak gayi toh paani peene kitchen mein gayi aur dekha ki uska PATI baahar balcony mein baitha magazine padh raha hai. PATI bola: Tumhare Mummy-Papa aaye hain aur maine unko bedroom mein sulaya hai, Jaa ke mil lo. Moral: Aur karo "Shakk" Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Domain Booking , Linux Server Space , Windows Server Space , Cheap Unlimited Hosting , Search Engine Optimization , Web Designers , Indian Baby Names , Hindu Baby Boy Names , Hindu Baby Girl Names , Hindu Twin Babies Name , Domain Name Registration Kolkata , Linux Hosting in Kolkata , Windows Hosting in Kolkata , Unlimited Server Space in Kolkata , SEO , Web Developers at Kolkata .

I like duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neighbour uncle drink alcohol. Alcohol is very bad. It was told by Gandhiji. He was a good person. He had one stick. Stick swim in water.Duck also swim in water. Duck take bath in water. Me too take bath in water. I take bath only in 5 mins but duck take bath full day. That is why duck is so white. I like duck so much bcoz i love drinking milk... Milk is white in colour and red is my favourite colour.                                                                                                       Moral of the story :- Watsapp  is free. Send Any ..crap!! People still read it..!!! Coming soon.. An essay on Fish Category: WhatsApp Messages Website Hosting , Dom...